Paralysis
Nicholas Zharkikh
etude of "perestroika" epoch
Dedicated to Valentin Rasputin
Kyiv 1989
Vasil Bevz was assistant professor of economics in Poltava Agricultural Institute. But one day, vice satrap of Poltava satrapy Jeremiah Kryvonis invite him…
Received appointment as chairman of collective farm "The way to victory", Vasily Pavlovich Bevz visited RAPRT. But there he gave no revolver…
Vasil Bevz held its first meeting in the collective farm, where he announced his order. At the next meetings he was appointed uncle Myron as collective farm watchman…
Vasily Bevz gets newspaper "Herald Poltava satrapy", from which finds that the collective farm chairman is still other duties apart from holding meetings…
Vasily Bevz adopt resolutions against wasting of the working time and entrust the duty to perform it to uncle Myron …
Nadia Bezpalko instead to go to beets on Sunday, leaving – despite the resolution!
Stepan Baydebura take collective farm tractor and goes on – despite the resolution! – to Hradyzk to marry…
Vasily Bevz reveals that Stepan wasted five working days, and going to reeducar his…
After fail with reeducaring Baydebura, Vasily Pavlovich Bevz began reeducar evil individualist Paul S. Hnatenko…
Results of fighting against the theft of working time were disappointing. There were much of stirs and offencies, and very little improvements and ordering…
Vasily Bevz reported in Poltava in the first season of his presidency and all boasted that he have the help from uncle Myron in any work…
In Poltava agreed to consolidate little collective farms to large ones and Vasyl Bevz was appointed a new head. The only thing to do was introduce this consolidation in life, but it was prevented by slush…
Vasily Bevz with Uncle Myron work out lustration and find that almost all the property of small collective farms plundered…
Vasily Pavlovich Bevz quite unexpectedly discovers that his uncle Myron writes… stealings by Bevz.
To distract the attention of Uncle Myron, Vasily Pavlovich Bevz raised the struggle against the theft of collective farm land. And Uncle Myron discovers that part of the collective farms is occupied by some "object…"
The fight for the protection of collective farm property gradually began to outgrow the fight against Uncle Myron. Here, Vasily Pavlovich Bevz ventured to write on it… a denunciation.
As a result of denunciation check Vasily Pavlovich Bevz was appointed for professor of Poltava Agricultural Institute, and Uncle Myron came under court that fully justified him…
New collective farm chairman A.M. Tovstovoytenko afraid Uncle Myron. The chairman decided to protect the collective àôêü chamber instead guard by an electromagnetic lock with numerical control…
But the door suddenly closed at the moment when the power was not connected and the collective farm appeared tightly locked storeroom…
Yasaul Dovhopol knocked door using dynamite checkers. Andrew Nikitich Tovstovoytenko understood that although the roots of scientific progress sweet, fruits of it (as reforms) may be bitter…
When Uncle Myron and commission entered into an open barn, it found that the collective farm property seized during that time… by mice.
Fighting mice had no success until the moment when Uncle Myron suggested paradoxical step: open barn for thieves, so they opposed mice…
The consequence of a letter that Uncle Myron wrote to the newspaper, was appointed committee for examination of his activity…
The Commission, in their grief, found that all the stealing, which was described by Uncle Myron, occurred. Worse – attempt to preventing theft of TV, of which warned uncle Myron, has been a failure…
Now it all satrap's board tried to figure out how to neutralize Uncle Myron, because his straightforwardness in the fight against thieves became all interfere…
If Uncle Myron's dream will be fulfilled and stealing really stopped, the life in Poltava satrapy would completely stopped…
From his new watchtower uncle Myron watched arrival and departure of the unrecognized aircraft. And attempt to bring it down by antiaircraft missiles…
While one can not stop flying by the power, we must resort to tricks…
The consequence of these tricks was not authorized by any superiors acquaintance of Nadia Bezpalko with the inhabitants of west-Switzerland town Geneva…
Thieves! All thieves! And everywhere thieves! From whom guarding? From thieves! Fot whom guarded? For other thieves! – quietly but surely cut Uncle Myron…
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